Diarrhetics dieh retics n. A Structurstem[TM] wherein the mental Healthstatform[TM] of an unenlightened Droogworm[TM] is Judgmentationalized[TM] by a Superior Enlightened Olympian[TM] in an effort to reestablish the subjects Personhoodism[TM], health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge[TM] said patient of all personal Liquidassets[TM] that may stand in the way of his attaining the desired state of Empty[TM].

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